| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 330,681,759 | 95,525 | 2,217 | 1,088 |
 Attack | 13,641,385 | 240,099 | 99 | 43 |
 Defence | 10,289,501 | 343,600 | 96 | 18 |
 Strength | 14,366,054 | 285,639 | 99 | 45 |
 Hitpoints | 18,728,234 | 333,294 | 102 | 0 |
 Ranged | 13,191,263 | 453,168 | 99 | 14 |
 Prayer | 4,521,720 | 249,362 | 88 | 3 |
 Magic | 15,496,107 | 189,617 | 100 | 0 |
 Cooking | 13,328,246 | 149,110 | 99 | 19 |
 Woodcutting | 11,701,623 | 182,481 | 97 | 68 |
 Fletching | 10,344,870 | 244,966 | 96 | 0 |
 Fishing | 12,173,523 | 143,908 | 98 | 110 |
 Firemaking | 5,612,656 | 432,301 | 90 | 15 |
 Crafting | 13,730,227 | 61,917 | 99 | 38 |
 Smithing | 15,881,963 | 13,210 | 100 | 42 |
 Mining | 13,036,427 | 100,992 | 99 | 129 |
 Herblore | 3,795,785 | 268,533 | 86 | 15 |
 Agility | 3,986,109 | 170,078 | 87 | 57 |
 Thieving | 6,113,983 | 206,876 | 91 | 34 |
 Slayer | 9,721,236 | 218,391 | 96 | 202 |
 Farming | 89,786,632 | 2,342 | 118 | 52 |
 Runecrafting | 4,581,702 | 142,268 | 88 | 79 |
 Hunter | 22,929,043 | 10,709 | 104 | 98 |
 Construction | 3,723,470 | 169,355 | 86 | 6 |
 EHP | 1,088 | 58607 |
Most recent stats for Squelchyman at least 1 year ago; before April 30, 2024, 8:30 AM
Stats recorded at April 30, 2024, 6:32 AM
Stats recorded at April 30, 2024, 6:32 AM
