| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 52,492,830 | 7,310 | 1,592 | 144 |
 Attack | 1,798,969 | 23,202 | 79 | 6 |
 Defence | 13,035,883 | 3,166 | 99 | 23 |
 Strength | 1,377,649 | 59,603 | 76 | 4 |
 Hitpoints | 5,815,835 | 14,599 | 90 | 0 |
 Ranged | 769,636 | 64,015 | 70 | 1 |
 Prayer | 768,057 | 9,271 | 70 | 1 |
 Magic | 1,236,459 | 39,300 | 75 | 0 |
 Cooking | 6,699,560 | 5,730 | 92 | 12 |
 Woodcutting | 922,087 | 30,326 | 72 | 11 |
 Fletching | 13,640,868 | 1,378 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,943,014 | 9,986 | 79 | 25 |
 Firemaking | 2,246,926 | 875 | 81 | 7 |
 Crafting | 231,199 | 37,053 | 58 | 4 |
 Smithing | 457,256 | 9,767 | 65 | 2 |
 Mining | 200,956 | 42,698 | 56 | 7 |
 Herblore | 220,410 | 22,846 | 57 | 1 |
 Agility | 239,765 | 26,279 | 58 | 3 |
 Thieving | 165,075 | 22,280 | 54 | 6 |
 Slayer | 254,671 | 43,063 | 59 | 21 |
 Farming | 108,627 | 19,326 | 50 | 1 |
 Runecrafting | 117,183 | 16,205 | 51 | 6 |
 Hunter | 135,227 | 25,733 | 52 | 1 |
 Construction | 107,518 | 18,617 | 50 | 2 |
 EHP | 144 | 9421 |
Most recent stats for Zoidberg Phd at least 10 years, and 10 months ago; before July 3, 2014, 3:09 AM
Stats recorded at July 3, 2014, 3:09 AM
Stats recorded at July 3, 2014, 3:09 AM
