| Skill | XP | Rank | Level | EHP |
 Overall | 40,642,466 | 7,101 | 1,558 | 121 |
 Attack | 1,510,727 | 20,980 | 77 | 5 |
 Defence | 5,484,628 | 5,291 | 90 | 10 |
 Strength | 1,316,760 | 50,069 | 75 | 4 |
 Hitpoints | 3,181,707 | 22,128 | 84 | 0 |
 Ranged | 764,174 | 51,796 | 70 | 1 |
 Prayer | 762,741 | 8,066 | 70 | 1 |
 Magic | 1,187,069 | 32,964 | 74 | 0 |
 Cooking | 6,182,502 | 4,956 | 91 | 11 |
 Woodcutting | 918,082 | 24,260 | 72 | 11 |
 Fletching | 13,640,868 | 1,203 | 99 | 0 |
 Fishing | 1,384,014 | 11,401 | 76 | 19 |
 Firemaking | 2,245,184 | 741 | 81 | 7 |
 Crafting | 223,777 | 30,118 | 57 | 4 |
 Smithing | 452,806 | 8,078 | 65 | 2 |
 Mining | 168,920 | 36,307 | 55 | 6 |
 Herblore | 211,361 | 19,485 | 57 | 1 |
 Agility | 216,479 | 22,808 | 57 | 3 |
 Thieving | 149,246 | 24,718 | 53 | 6 |
 Slayer | 245,711 | 34,973 | 58 | 20 |
 Farming | 98,089 | 17,146 | 49 | 1 |
 Runecrafting | 116,796 | 12,780 | 51 | 6 |
 Hunter | 75,307 | 21,139 | 47 | 1 |
 Construction | 105,518 | 16,952 | 50 | 2 |
 EHP | 121 | 12390 |
Most recent stats for Zoidberg Phd at least 10 years, and 11 months ago; before May 23, 2014, 3:19 PM
Stats recorded at May 23, 2014, 3:19 PM
Stats recorded at May 23, 2014, 3:19 PM
